“i’m going to be the most fuckable person in this grocery store” “i’m going to be the sexiest person in this hospital waiting room” “i’m going to be the most attractive-” i’m gonna have to stop you right there and let you in on a little secret. are you listening to me? you have a tumblr account. you will never be the most fuckable person in any environment, ever. the only people who find you to be a succubus in real life are other gays who are a part of the worst fandoms you have ever heard of in your life. your depop oversized sweater and wish dot com abstract jewelry will not attract the masses. they will only ever see you as mediocre, but strange. and to make matters worse- i’m going to have oral sex with your dad.
Said the person who got famous on Tumblr for peeing in a towel.
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