northern-punk-lad:

headspace-hotel:

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don’t let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That’s THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase “Pollution Queen.” Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

“But this doesn’t dismantle the system that—” Shut. Don’t care. Isn’t it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

Like this

absurdistcowboy:

kristina100000:

annabelle–cane:

combining the “does it spark joy?” and “if it sucks, hit da bricks” mindsets together for ultimate enlightenment

butchinleather:

Do the dykes et al. of Tumblr know about lorals and if yes why didn’t they tell me about them? A dental dam you can just slip on like underwear are you serious? You don’t have to mess around snipping up condoms or holding it carefully in place (good luck scissoring without direct contact)? Butches with bottom dysphoria do you see how good this could be for us?

For comfort and pleasure during intimacy

Lorals are single-use panties for comfort and pleasure during intimacy. Made of natural latex sourced directly from rubber trees, Lorals pro

Lorals

The amount of cool fun safe trans sex that can be had alone is amazing

mamoru:

huge heating pad recall

mighty bliss heating pads are being recalled due to hundreds of FDA reports of them sparking, burning, overheating, and causing electrical problems. these heating pads can electrocute you and might catch on fire.

this recall applies to over half a million heating pads sold on amazon and walmart’s websites between July 2021 and July 2022.

affected model numbers:

• MB-001 (NA-H1121B): Large (12” x 24”) Blue Electric Heating Pad
• MB-002 (NA-H21C): Extra-Large (20” x 24”) Blue Electric Heating Pad
• PE-MtyBls-HeatPad-12x24-Gry-V2(NA-H1121B): Large (12” x 24”) Grey Electric Heating Pad

if you have one of these dangerous heating pads, the manufacturer advises you to unplug the heating pad, make sure it is entirely cooled off, and then CUT THE PLUG COMPLETELY OFF to make sure nobody can ever use it again.

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Whele LLC Announces National Voluntary Recall of Mighty Bliss Electric Heating Pad Due to Product Safety Concerns

Boston, MA, October 18, 2022 / PRNewswire / – Whele LLC, of Boston, MA, is voluntarily recalling its Mighty Bliss Electric Heating Pad, due

U.S. Food and Drug Administration

check the FDA website for lot numbers and further information.

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

black cats for october

happy halloween!

jewish-harley-quinn:

jewish-harley-quinn:

Men! Get your ears pierced! That’s an order

Men! Don’t get it done at Claire’s or anywhere that uses a piercing gun! Go to a professional tattoo and piercing parlor! That’s an order!

dingdongyouarewrong:

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animentality:

Laughing at these tweets.

And of course there’s then this: